Sshhh! I'm pretending it's treasure.

Daddy: [turning off the hot water] Hey Gord, the water cold enough for ya? Don't tell me he's so damn stupid, he can't tell the difference between hot and cold. [Jim breaks into the bathroom, flushes the toilet and opens the shower door] Hey, what are you doing in my scuba gear?

Gord: Look, I found a treasure.

Daddy: That's soap-on-a-rope.

Gord: Sshhh! I'm pretending it's treasure.

Daddy: [pulls Gord out of the shower, glass shatters] Get out of my scuba you moron.

Gord: Oh no, the treasure! It went into that underwater cave. [dunks his head into the toilet]

Daddy: Get out of that toilet! [pulls Gord out]

Gord: You saved me from the giant barracuda. But look, I salvaged the treasure. We're rich. We can live like kings. We can live like kings!

Daddy: Forget that fucking soap. Clean this mess up and get your ass out that door looking for a job...you retard. [shaking his head, leaving]

Daddy's saucy little numbers!

Rip Torn and his ladies, livin' the life

According to Rip's DVD commentary, the ladies like his ass. "Pretty cute little butt for an old guy," they say. This is a photo of Rip with his fam-fam. The youngin' next to him is his daughter, Angelica. [insert fingering joke] He's been married three times in his life and is a well known party animal. Check out the DUI nonsense he got himself into recently. The rant in the police dept. is worth watching:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/04/rip-torn-allegedly-ripped-again/

All I can say is, pimpin' ain't easy, but it sure is fun.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

Saucy jizz, jizz that's saucy, sausages!!!!!!!!!!

Marisa Coughlan, a.k.a. Betty is a USC alumnus!

Betty! Betty! Betty no! Betty stop!

I recently found out Betty went to USC in the mid-90's. This newfound info prompted me to do a little research on her:

She majored in Theatre at SC, where she also founded the Trojan Backgammon Society. Backgammon is still popular in Europe, though it was huge in the 90's. Apparently, some people are good enough to make a living at it.

Backgammon : Europe : 90's :: Poker : USA : 2000's

Betty's also a smartie. She graduated with honors. Fight on, Betty!